Top 5 things to do, to be a dumb criminal.

1. Ask Questions.
2. Leave Personal Info.
3. Know the person you steal from.
4. Stop in the middle of the crime.
5. Turn yourself in.

Ask Questions: If one is going to ask questions, they will obviously not be taken seriously. It doesn't even matter how good or bad the question is, you will look stupid.
Leave Personal Info: Credit cards, cell phones, business cards, it doesn't matter. Now a days, any of these will give all sorts of things away, especially if its not your credit card.
Know the Person you Steal from: "Hey, isn't this my computer?"...
Stop in the middle of a crime: What's the point of even trying? If one is going to stop they mind as well have not even gotten out of bed in the morning.
Turn yourself in: It's pretty self explanatory. You are telling the police that you just committed a crime and they should fine/arrest you.

No Touching!

A manatee is a herbaceous who lives in small rivers of Florida. The laws in Florida say something along the lines of, no touching Manatee's because they are an endangered species. However, this man in Florida didn't get the memo. He and his two daughters were taking a stroll near Taylor Creek in Florida where he saw a baby manatee. When one of his Facebook friends saw the pictures he had posted of his daughters riding the manatee's he was reported to the authorities and taken into custody.

Well, they're no chicken.

Most of the time, you will see people chicken out of robberies. However, a woman in Virginia reported that somebody broke into her house and stole the chicken cooking in her crock pot. I for one don't see why this stupid criminal would take a half cooked chicken, but I don't know what goes through their head. Leave your thought in the comment section below.

Not such a Pleasant awakening.

22 year old Keenan Pleasant had pulled off a near perfect burglary. With $5,000 worth of stolen electronics, he must have felt pretty good about himself. However, Kennan made one fatal mistake. Of all the possible things that he could have left behind, he left his cell phone. The victim later called York County police and trace Pleasant's phone back to him. He was found sleeping in his basement with all of the stolen goods. Leave your thoughts about this stupid criminal in the comment section down below.